1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts whenthey aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone," 'Code
3' in housewares".... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick yournose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "MissionImpossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using differentsize funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetalposition and scream.."NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and thenyell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"
Repost this if you laughed...Or are planning to do any of these things.
Monday, December 3, 2007
16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART =]
Friday, November 30, 2007
The golden compass
THIS IS A PERSONAL MESSAGE FROMDR. BRYAN CUTSHALLYesterday, I was handed a children's book by a staff member who said, "I think you need to see this." The book is published by Scholastic and is part of a collection ofbooks. The book I was given is called The Golden Compass. Thischildren's book is one of the most alarming things I have ever read. What makes it worse is that a movie based on the book premieres in December. Both the book and the movie introduce atheism to children.The story ends with Adam and Eve killing God.THIS IS A MOVIE THAT WE MUST PROTEST AND OPPOSE AS CHRISTIANS. Please educate yourself on this by checking out the links I have provided below and help me spread the word. Do not remain silent onthis issue. This is a time for the family of GOD to stand together.Dr. Bryan Cutshall Senior Pastor, Twin Rivers Worship CenterFounder and CEO, Churchtrainer, Inc. Focus on the Family has several notices written about it. You canclick on this link to see one of them:http://www.citizenlink.org/content/A000005672.cfm You can also read more about it below.I checked this out at snopes.com; unfortunately, it's true... Therewill be a new children's movie out in December called "The Golden Compass." The movie has been described as "atheism for kids" and isbased on the first book of a trilogy entitled "His Dark Materials"written by Phillip Pullman. Pullman is a militant atheist and secular humanist who despisesC. S. Lewis and the "Chronicles of Narnia." His motivation for writing this trilogy was specifically to counteract Lewis' symbolisms ofChrist portrayed in the Narnia series. Clearly, Pullman's main objective is to bash Christianity and promoteatheism. Pullman left little doubt about his intentions when he said in a 2003 interview, "my books are about killing God." He has even stated that he wants "to kill God in the minds of children." It hasbeen said of Pullman that he is "the writer the atheists would be praying for, if atheists prayed."While "The Golden Compass" movie itself may seem mild and innocent, the books are a much different story. In the trilogy, a youngstreetwise girl becomes enmeshed in an epic struggle to ultimately defeat the oppressive forces of a senile God. Another character, anex-nun, describes Christianity as "a very powerful and convincing mistake." In the final book, characters representing Adam and Eveeventually kill God, who at times is called YAHWEH. Each book in thetrilogy gets progressively worse regarding Pullman's hatred of Jesus Christ."The Golden Compass" is set to premier December 7, during the Christmas season and will probably be heavily advertised. Promotershope that unsuspecting parents will take their children to see the movie, that they will enjoy the movie, and that the children will wantthe books for Christmas. Please boycott the movie and the books. Also, pass this information along to everyone you know. This will help toeducate parents, so that they will know the agenda of the movie.The Golden CompassA movie to avoidWe need to get the word out about this movie - it is coming out in December - an atheist produced it, it is marketed for children and in the end they kill God.Send this to everyone you know.http://snopes.com/politics/religion/compass.aspwww.churchtrainer.com
Wednesday, November 28, 2007
Puppy Love
A PUPPY has been born in Japan with a large,
clear, love-heart-shaped pattern in his coat.
The Chihuahua was born in May as one of a litter to a breeder.
Shop owner Emiko Sakurada said it was the first time a
puppy with the marks had been born out of a thousand she had bred.
She had no plans to sell the puppy, which has been named 'Heart-kun'.
The long-coated male Chihuahua puppy was born in Odate, northern Japan
Wednesday, October 24, 2007
MOUSE TRAP STORY
A mouse looked through the crack in the wall to see the farmer and his wife open a package.
What food might this contain? The mouse wondered - he was devastated to discover it was a mousetrap.
Retreating to the farmyard, the mouse proclaimed the warning: There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in thehouse!
The chicken clucked and scratched, raised her head and said, "Mr.Mouse, I can tell this is a grave concern to you, but it is of no consequence to me."" I cannot be bothered by it."
The mouse turned to the pig and told him, "There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!"
Everyone knows you treat a fever with fresh chicken soup, so the farmer took his hatchet to the farmyard for the soup's main ingredient.
But his wife's sickness continued, so friends and neighbors came to sit with her around the clock.
To feed them, the farmer butchered the pig.
The farmer's wife did not get well; she died.
So many people came for her funeral, the farmer had the cow slaughtered to provide enough meat for all of them.
The mouse looked upon it all from his crack in the wall with great sadness.
So, the next time you hear someone is facing a problem and think it doesn't concern you, remember -- when one of us is threatened, we are all at risk.
We are all involved in this journey called life. We must keep an eye out for one another and make an extra effort to encourage one another
EACH OF US IS A VITAL THREAD IN ANOTHER PERSON'S TAPESTRY; OUR LIVES ARE WOVEN TOGETHER FOR A REASON.
One of the best things to hold onto in this world is a friend
The pig sympathized, but said, I am so very sorry, Mr. Mouse, but there is nothing I can do about it but pray.
"Be assured you are in my prayers."
The mouse turned to the cow and said "There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!
The cow said, "Wow, Mr. Mouse. I'm sorry for you, but it's no skin off my nose."
So, the mouse returned to the house, head down and dejected, to face the farmer's mousetrap alone.
That very night a sound was heard throughout the house -- like the sound of a mousetrap catching its prey.
The farmer's wife rushed to see what was caught. In the darkness , she did not see it was a venomous snake whose tail the trap had caught.
Wednesday, October 17, 2007
Cherokee Rite of Passage
Do you know the legend of the Cherokee Indian youth's rite of passage? His father takes him into the forest, blindfolds him and leaves him alone. He is required to sit on a stump the whole night and not remove theblindfold until the rays of the morning sun shine through it. He cannot cry out for help to anyone. Once he survives the night, he is a MAN. He cannot tell the other boys of this experience, because each lad must come into manhood on his own. The boy is naturally terrified. He can hear all kinds of noises. Wild beasts must surely be all around him. Maybe even some human might do him harm. The wind blew the grass and earth, and shook his stump, but he sat stoically, never removing the blindfold. It would be the only way he could become a man! Finally, after a horrific night the sun appeared and he removed his blindfold. It was then that he discovered his father sitting on the stump next to him. He had been at watch the entire night, protecting his son from harm. We, too, we are never alone. Even when we don't know it, our Heavenly Father is watching over us, sitting on the stump beside us. When trouble comes, all we have to do is reach out to Him.
Sunday, October 14, 2007
Friday, October 12, 2007
The truth about Chocolate
Chocolate is extracted from the beans of the cocoa plant
Beans are a vegetable
Sugar is extracted from
sugar beat The Sugar beat is a vegetable
Therefore Chocolate is a vegetable
Let´s spin the theory further:
Chocolate bars contain milk
Therefore Chocolate bars are healthy!!!
Raisins, cherries, orange peels and strawberries are in Chocolate
They belong to the fruit family, so eat as much as you like
Chocolate is good for stress
Just think :
"STRESSED"
read backwards means: "DESSERTS"
Sunday, September 30, 2007
Friday, September 28, 2007
What equals 100% in life.
Welcome each day as a gift from GOD.
Sunday, August 5, 2007
Jesus on the Beach.
Pictures below are from a beach in Maryland Isn't the artwork awesome? Be sure to open up your screen all the way. The man creates new ones each day, as the ocean washes away his work every day. This is Chuck Ritchey, Sr. I have watched this man work on the beach at Ocean City , MD Each time I watch him I marvel at his talent and fortitude because it is true that his works get washed away with the tide and he does them again. He is certainly a witness for Jesus Christ as thousands of people, in the course of a day, view his work and watch as he crafts his treasures. May his message be viewed by many.
